The title is supposed to be ironic because the women that are in my life the longest are somewhat sane. I can’t sit here & lie that sex with crazy women isn’t peak, it is. I just have more to lose as I get older, which means I can’t risk as much anymore due to the crazy. This particular girl was so incredibly sexy, even writing this I’m tempted to text her from a another number.
I have less restrictions here so you’ll get more vivid detail about what happen, About two weeks ago I match with her on yubo, she immediately caught my attention just off of the physical, her nationality is thai but she’s actually from a smaller tribe in thailand. I facetimed her almost as soon as we matched, the chemistry was through the roof, we had so many shared interest like reading, shows, ideology. Its uncommon to run into women that are compatible with me on that level out of all the ones I interact with.
It turned into more than just a I’ll come fuck, I wanted to explore every facet of her. That day finally came, I bought my one way ticket to chiang mai, booked my airbnb, everything was taken care of I was ready. We decide to meet at her university, its by everything in the city so were able to reach the mall rather quickly. We talk for a little bit then used grab to grab some food to the mall (grab is like uber eats in thailand) Now it was time to head home, first impressions are everything so I made sure to get a very nice Airbnb not for only her mind you, creatively it helps to be surrounded by beauty.
She changes into something more comfortable, booty shorts to be exact, they’re fitting she did have an amazing figure, we walk to seven eleven to get a lighter for smoking our joint, after getting back we immediately started smoking our joint on the balcony, she’s talking, I can’t hear a thing she’s saying truthfully. I’m completely enamored with her in this moment, she constantly keeps asking “why are you looking at me like that?!” I tell her pure admiration, “how could I not look at you?”
I ramp up the intensity of the flirting as we move back into the bedroom, she tells me that were just friends & that I should chill in a tone that wants me to keep doing everything I’m doing. I knew she wanted me I just had to show her how bad I wanted her first. Basically cuddling at this point, as she’s talking I’m kissing her arm then eventually her, she’s going back & forth between kissing me then talking about why it might be a bad idea. She tells me “I’m crazy, I’ll only break your heart,” little did she know who I was fully. I giggled a little bit inside because YOU as my audience knows of my track record of notoriously being the heart breaker, without trying to I might add.
I protested that she wouldn’t & that I was probably even crazier, it commenced, the kissing felt outterworldly, I’m slowly ripping off every piece of clothing I can to reveal all of her, she’s at least a c cup, I rotate between sucking on her perfectly perky tits to french kissing her, I usually don’t do this next part however something compelled me to, I slowly went down kissing every crevice of her lower body until I found myself french kissing her pussy, I always start off slowly then increase the pace to a moderately steady rhythm where I’m able to finger her while licking & kissing her clit.
Practically begging, all she wants is for me to take my dick out at this point, I oblige. Her reaction was priceless, she says it’s the biggest dick she’s ever seen in person then starts slowly gagging on my dick, I didn’t expect much here my dick is huge & most women can’t deep throat it. Now she asks “do you have a condom?” I quickly go through my bag to equip one and find myself in her within seconds. This was the less memorable part for me actually, the buildup was just much more interesting.
Until we get to the next day, our second day together kinda went in a blur she left for university then when she got back we watched childish gambinos Mr & Mrs smith mostly & ate food. Nothing too crazy, later into the night we started smoking again, weed makes me & her crazy horny I’m guessing, we started making out like feral animals, it literally felt like a fever dream, we did everything we did before, same order like some sort of ritual, I was obessed with her body, petite, perky tits, bubble butt I wanted to devour her.
The only difference this time is as I’m on top of her, kissing her, we both are thinking fuck the condom, I put my pulsating dick in her, Ive been waiting for this moment where we’d throw all caution to the wind so I could show her what I could really do, I fuck her in every postion I could think of doggy, pronebone, spooning, I completely turned this innocent girl with 2 bodies into my slut, we return back to missionary obviously because she’s stunning & she looks me dead in my eyes with a clear but exhausted expression & says “cum in me, please cum in me.” I don’t even remember what I said I was that turned on.
I didn’t last beyond a minute after she said that, I creampied her without a second thought. My only thought afterwards was “at least our kid would be cute” After we cleaned up, sleep was a must. In the morning she had university exams bright & early, we kiss each other goodbye then shortly after she says “I love you” I froze admittedly, this string of events is normal for me, I don’t say it this fast, I say it when I completely feel it, thats what I told her, that was the truth. You guys know the rest, she showed up to my airbnb unannounced when I was out on a date with another chick etc.
I do ponder about what could have been if she was a little more experienced, I hated to be the lesson when I wanted to be the lover, I do hope she finds herself well, I knew it wouldn’t end so great when she asked me what my body count was, the question hit me like mike tyson, I haven’t been asked this shit since I was 21, I freaked & went with the first answer she gave which was 10, it showed me how far apart we were in maturity. All in all lovely, crazy, girl.
